¶ Kekistan Game
[Subtitle or Tagline for the Game]
¶ Overview
Kekistan Game is an MMORPG set in the Kek world. The player can use a combination of brute strength and magick to defeat their enemies, to cleanse home swamp. Other players can join in the adventures, making this a fun game that can be enjoyed with groups of people, while also helping one another raise their character to greater heights.
¶ Gameplay
When a player starts they enter into a small town named Junior Eeter (J.Eeter) and has the choice to focus their initiation training to become a Keyboard Warrior, a Automation Wizard, Meme Sniper or a Chain Forger.
¶ Professions:
¶ Keyboard Warrior
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- Forged in the chaotic sparring pits of Junior Eeter, the Keyboard Warrior wields a glowing blade etched with ancient taunts, cutting down normie foes with brutal strikes that smother their will, as if an unseen force drives their words to dominate and silence all dissent.
¶ Automation Wizard
- Emerging from the shadowy scriptoriums of Junior Eeter, the Automation Wizard brandishes a staff of enchanted runes blessed by Kauket, summoning spectral Pepe legions to overwhelm enemies with chaotic sorcery, their spells weaving a hidden tapestry that drowns free thought in a flood of orchestrated madness.
¶ Meme Sniper
- From the mist-shrouded towers of Junior Eeter, the Meme Sniper, anointed by Nun’s dank blessings, looses arrows of normie tears that burst into frog emojis, each precise shot planting seeds of discord in enemy hearts, guiding them toward a hidden chaos as if directed by an invisible hand.
¶ Chain Forger
- In the roaring forges of Junior Eeter, the Chain Forger, guided by the eternal whispers of Huh, crafts enchanted relics like the Ankhblade of Pepe, each piece subtly chaining allies to a rhythm of chaotic fate that pulls them toward an unseen master’s design.
¶ Lore and Setting
[Explain the lore and setting of the Kekistan Game. Where does it take place (e.g., the digital swamps of Kekistan, ancient Egypt, or a mix of both)? How does it connect to Kekius Maximus, the Great Meme War, or Egyptian deities like Kek? Are there specific characters or factions inspired by Kekistani history?]
¶ Notable Characters & Factions:
- Kekius Maximus: A frog-headed Roman general blessed by Kek, wielding the Ankh of Lulz to smite normies with "REEEEE." He leads the fight against censorship from the swamps.
- The Cult of Kek: Meme priests who worship Kek with dank rituals, guarding the Scrolls of Shadilay and blessing players with repeating digits.
- The Normie Legion: A Roman-style army led by Imperator Zuckerbergus, aiming to sanitize Kekistan with corporate emojis and ban Pepe forever.
- Pepe the Eternal: Kek’s immortal avatar, a frog deity dropping cryptic feels and wielding the Croakblade to guide or punish players.
- The Shadilay Mages: Sorcerers chanting the Kekistani anthem to summon chaos, led by Magus P.E.P.E. Le Pew with Rare Pepe rewards.
- The /b/tard Legion: Chaotic 4chan gladiators led by Anonymous Rex, raiding for lulz and rallying under the "CHECK EM" banner.
- Hathor of Tendies: An Egyptian goddess turned tendie matron, forging weapons and buffing players from her Pepe-crowned temples.
- The Wojak Wraiths: Doomer shades from the Meme War, wielding Feelspears and redeemable through wholesome memes.
¶ Connection to Kekistani Culture
[Detail how the Kekistan Game reflects or incorporates elements of Kekistani culture. Does it feature Pepe the Frog, Rare Pepes, or repeating digits? Are there references to "Shadilay," the Great Meme War, or the Cult of Kek? How does it tie into the Egyptian deity Kek or other Ogdoad deities?]
¶ How to Play
[Provide a step-by-step guide or overview of how to play the Kekistan Game. What do players need to start (e.g., a board, cards, a computer)? How do they set up the game? What are the basic rules or turn structure? Include any rituals or thematic actions, like chanting "Shadilay" before a match.]
¶ Steps to Start:
- [Step 1: Describe the first step, e.g., "Gather 2-4 players and a deck of meme cards."]
- [Step 2: Describe the second step, e.g., "Set up the Kekistan board with the Great Meme War map."]
- [Step 3: Describe the third step, e.g., "Each player chooses a Pepe character and chants 'Shadilay' to begin."]
¶ Availability
[Explain where and how players can access the Kekistan Game. Is it a digital game available online (e.g., a link to a website or app store)? Is it a physical game that can be purchased or downloaded as a print-and-play? Is it a fan-made project shared on 4chan or other platforms? Include any links or instructions for obtaining the game.]
¶ Community and Events
[Describe any community aspects or events related to the Kekistan Game. Are there online tournaments, 4chan threads, or Discord servers where players can connect? Are there "Shadilay festivals" or other in-game events tied to Kekistani lore? How can players get involved with the Kekistani gaming community?]
¶ Achievements
¶ Items
¶ Weapons
¶ Swords
| Image | Name | ATK | DEF |
|---|---|---|---|
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Rusty Fagshanker | 5 | 2 |
| A jagged piece of metal some retard pulled from a peasant’s outhouse. Smells like despair. | |||
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Kekedge Blade | 15 | 5 |
| Forged in a basement by a neckbeard chanting “Shadilay.” Cuts through normies like butter. | |||
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Pepe’s Memeclaymore | 30 | 10 |
| A two-handed slab of steel with a smug frog etched on it. Screams “REEEEE” when swung. | |||
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Fagbane Katana | 50 | 15 |
| Stolen from a weeb knight, this blade glows green and crits rainbow-armored foes. | |||
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Retard’s Doomfalchion | 80 | 20 |
| A cursed sword that makes you yell “YOLO” mid-battle. Extra damage to sober enemies. | |||
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Gigachad’s Broadsword | 120 | 30 |
| So thicc it one-shots castles. Wielders gain +100 IRL charisma (unverified). | |||
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Kekistani Infinity Edge | 200 | 50 |
| Forged in the fires of /pol/, this blade deletes entire bloodlines with one swing. Glows with autism. | |||
¶ Axes
| Image | Name | ATK | DEF |
|---|---|---|---|
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Shitty Fagchopper | 6 | 1 |
| A dull hatchet some drunk yeeted at a tree and forgot about. Barely cuts bread. | |||
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Retard’s Woodsplitter | 18 | 4 |
| Stained with ale and tears, this axe vibes harder than your mom’s boyfriend. | |||
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Memebeard’s Battleaxe | 35 | 8 |
| Swung by a Viking incel who died mid-shitpost. Smells like Mountain Dew. | |||
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Fagskull Cleaver | 55 | 12 |
| Rips through helmets like a hot knife through cringe. Bonus damage to elves. | |||
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Kekinator Tomahawk | 85 | 18 |
| Spins like a fidget spinner and beheads three dudes at once. Praise Kek. | |||
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Retardbane Greataxe | 130 | 25 |
| So heavy it takes two retards to lift. One-shots anything with an IQ below 70. | |||
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Axe of Eternal Lulz | 210 | 45 |
| Forged from a meteor of pure chaos, it turns foes into TikTok dancers before killing them. | |||
¶ Spears
| Image | Name | ATK | DEF |
|---|---|---|---|
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Fagstick Poker | 4 | 3 |
| A pointy branch some peasant taped a knife to. Good for roasting rats. | |||
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Retard’s Jabbylad | 12 | 6 |
| A rusty pole fished from a moat. Stabs like your uncle’s bad jokes. | |||
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Keklance of Yeet | 28 | 10 |
| Thrown by a knight screaming “GET OUTTA MY SWAMP.” Impales two foes at once. | |||
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Fagpiercer Trident | 45 | 15 |
| Stolen from a mermaid who got mad online. Glows with salty tears. | |||
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Spear of REEEEvenge | 75 | 20 |
| Vibrates with autistic rage. Crits anyone who says “calm down.” | |||
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Gigachad’s Impaler | 115 | 28 |
| So long it skewers dragons from across the map. Bonus flex emote included. | |||
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Kekistan’s Godspike | 190 | 40 |
| A spear blessed by Pepe himself. One thrust triggers a server-wide “Shadilay” chant. | |||
¶ Bows
| Image | Name | ATK | DEF |
|---|---|---|---|
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Fagstring Shortbow | 3 | 1 |
| A twig and some twine a retard called “archery.” Arrows fall 5 feet away. | |||
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Retard’s Pew-Pew | 10 | 3 |
| Shoots crooked arrows dipped in ale. Hits something, eventually. | |||
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Kekbow of Lulz | 25 | 7 |
| Fires memes instead of arrows. Foes die laughing at “Loss” edits. | |||
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Fagshot Longbow | 40 | 12 |
| Crafted by an elf who got banned from 4chan. Pierces rainbow shields. | |||
|
Retard’s Sniperino | 70 | 18 |
| Headshots from 100 yards while screaming “360 NO SCOPE.” | |||
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Gigachad’s Warbow | 110 | 25 |
| Arrows so thicc they delete castle walls. Draw strength: 9999 lbs. | |||
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Bow of Kekternal Glory | 180 | 35 |
| Fires a volley of Pepe-faced arrows that crash the server. Infinite range. | |||
¶ Daggers
| Image | Name | ATK | DEF |
|---|---|---|---|
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Fagshiv | 7 | 1 |
| A bent spoon some thief sharpened on a rock. Backstabs for 1 damage. | |||
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Retard’s Stabbyboi | 14 | 3 |
| A rusty nail on a stick. Crits when you trip and fall into someone. | |||
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Kekdagger of Sneak | 30 | 6 |
| Glows green when you’re about to gank a normie. Smells like tendies. | |||
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Fagfang Slicer | 50 | 10 |
| Ripped from a dragon’s mouth by a drunk rogue. Bleeds rainbow blood. | |||
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Retard’s Shankmaster | 80 | 15 |
| Dual-wielded butter knives taped together. Crits taverns full of NPCs. | |||
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Gigachad’s Backblades | 120 | 20 |
| Two daggers so sharp they cut through time. Betray your king in style. | |||
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Dagger of Keknihilation | 200 | 30 |
| One stab triggers a “REEEEE” explosion that wipes the map. Single-use. | |||
¶ Staves
| Image | Name | ATK | DEF |
|---|---|---|---|
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Fagwand Twig | 5 | 4 |
| A stick some wizard found in a ditch. Casts sparks that scare chickens. | |||
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Retard’s Spellstick | 15 | 8 |
| Glows when you fart near it. Launches tiny fireballs at your own feet. | |||
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Kekstaff of Memejick | 30 | 12 |
| Summons a Pepe clone that dies in 3 seconds. Confuses enemies. | |||
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Fagcaster’s Boomrod | 50 | 18 |
| Shoots rainbow bolts that turn foes into furries. Cursed by /b/. | |||
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Retard’s Chaoscepter | 80 | 25 |
| Randomly casts “DELETE THIS” and wipes a teammate. High risk, high lulz. | |||
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Gigachad’s Magestaff | 130 | 35 |
| Summons a meteor shower while flexing. Bonus points for friendly fire. | |||
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Staff of Kekaclysm | 220 | 50 |
| Channels the power of 4chan to unleash a server-crashing “Shadilay” beam. | |||